Terrify-Me-Hyena – Baby Night Light

$50

Everyday, run-of-the-mill, wretched hyena on the box, plush turtle play toy nightlight within.

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Speaking frankly, every new Mom knows there are certain key attributes she wishes she had in such a toy, and Terrify Me Hyena has literally every single one of them, including:

  • Serving as valiant baby nighttime protector; incinerating all monsters with his laser beam eyes.
  • Preventing household lapse into delicious REM sleep through perpetual mating call & growling hybrid shriek.
  • Teaching baby aggression and valuable territorial defense skills.

So take care of this new Mom’s baby nightlight and comfort turtle needs on her big day.

But when it comes time for the party, be That Girl who’s not afraid to have a little fun at the big reveal!

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